A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Devious Comments
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" In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. " Coco Chanel
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Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason
thank you for the watch
i appreciate it
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your life only gets better when you get better .. !!
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E E R I T R O C I T E . C O M
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عيش الفضا طاير.. وقيفانك تداويها
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You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love...
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ome; oh my edward
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(ovo) This is Penguin. Copy Penguin into your
(\/\/) signature to help him on his way to
W-W world domination.
Avatar made by ~emi-ku
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"Also, your school is run by National Socialist German Workers' Party? Cool." *video-massacre
"Emo is what happened to punk when it got kicked in the crotch."=Prince-Charles
FAITH IN HUMANITY: Lol fail.
You my friend
You don't always show it,
but I know that you care
You My friend
If I'd ever need you,
I know you'd be there
You I'm glad you're my friend.
Your smile makes me smile.
Your pain makes me hurt.
You My friend
I want you to know:
If you need me--I'm there.
make you happy, make you laugh.
You My friend
Sometimes you make me mad,
but I can't stay mad
You My friend
Sometimes I want to get away from you.
And sometimes there's nothing I want more than:
to talk to you, to tell you about my day,
to hear about yours, to laugh with you,
to tease you, to share an inside joke,
that no one else would get,
to argue with you, but know we're just kidding..
You My friend
Do you remember the time when...?
There are so many times.
You My friend
Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are.
Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you
You My friend
I'll never stop being your friend.
Don't ever stop being mine
You My friend
Just wanted to tell you
I care.
send this to all ur friends u care about .. ~
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~ Sb7an aLLah w b7madeh ~ Sb7an allah el 3a9'eem ~
To my dear friend ..
~
You my friend
You don't always show it,
but I know that you care
You My friend
If I'd ever need you,
I know you'd be there
You I'm glad you're my friend.
Your smile makes me smile.
Your pain makes me hurt.
You My friend
I want you to know:
If you need me--I'm there.
make you happy, make you laugh.
You My friend
Sometimes you make me mad,
but I can't stay mad
You My friend
Sometimes I want to get away from you.
And sometimes there's nothing I want more than:
to talk to you, to tell you about my day,
to hear about yours, to laugh with you,
to tease you, to share an inside joke,
that no one else would get,
to argue with you, but know we're just kidding..
You My friend
Do you remember the time when...?
There are so many times.
You My friend
Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are.
Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you
You My friend
I'll never stop being your friend.
Don't ever stop being mine
You My friend
Just wanted to tell you
I care.
send this to all ur friends u care about ..
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There are no Synonyms for me ..
God made earth .. God made fruits ..
God made young feeling really cute!
You my friend
You don't always show it,
but I know that you care
You My friend
If I'd ever need you,
I know you'd be there
You I'm glad you're my friend.
Your smile makes me smile.
Your pain makes me hurt.
You My friend
I want you to know:
If you need me--I'm there.
make you happy, make you laugh.
You My friend
Sometimes you make me mad,
but I can't stay mad
You My friend
Sometimes I want to get away from you.
And sometimes there's nothing I want more than:
to talk to you, to tell you about my day,
to hear about yours, to laugh with you,
to tease you, to share an inside joke,
that no one else would get,
to argue with you, but know we're just kidding..
You My friend
Do you remember the time when...?
There are so many times.
You My friend
Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are.
Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you
You My friend
I'll never stop being your friend.
Don't ever stop being mine
You My friend
Just wanted to tell you
I care
send this to all ur friends u care about..
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الحياة لهو و المدرسة فسو
Join us at the Emirates
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احلى صباح لمن اهواهم
ولا يمل لساني ذكراهم
ولا يحتمل قلبي فرقاهم
.
.
,
You my friend
You don't always show it,
but I know that you care
You My friend
If I'd ever need you,
I know you'd be there
You I'm glad you're my friend.
Your smile makes me smile.
Your pain makes me hurt.
You My friend
I want you to know:
If you need me--I'm there.
make you happy, make you laugh.
You My friend
Sometimes you make me mad,
but I can't stay mad
You My friend
Sometimes I want to get away from you.
And sometimes there's nothing I want more than:
to talk to you, to tell you about my day,
to hear about yours, to laugh with you,
to tease you, to share an inside joke,
that no one else would get,
to argue with you, but know we're just kidding..
You My friend
Do you remember the time when...?
There are so many times.
You My friend
Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are.
Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you
You My friend
I'll never stop being your friend.
Don't ever stop being mine
You My friend
Just wanted to tell you
I care
send this to all ur friends u care about..
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«°·.♥.·°$ø§k°·.♥.·°»
« peace!!
You my friend
You don't always show it,
but I know that you care
You My friend
If I'd ever need you,
I know you'd be there
You I'm glad you're my friend.
Your smile makes me smile.
Your pain makes me hurt.
You My friend
I want you to know:
If you need me--I'm there.
make you happy, make you laugh.
You My friend
Sometimes you make me mad,
but I can't stay mad
You My friend
Sometimes I want to get away from you.
And sometimes there's nothing I want more than:
to talk to you, to tell you about my day,
to hear about yours, to laugh with you,
to tease you, to share an inside joke,
that no one else would get,
to argue with you, but know we're just kidding..
You My friend
Do you remember the time when...?
There are so many times.
You My friend
Don't ever lose the wonderful person you are.
Stay happy. Stay healthy. Stay you
You My friend
I'll never stop being your friend.
Don't ever stop being mine
You My friend
Just wanted to tell you
I care
send this to all ur friends u care about..
--
i aM ~UaePwinCeSs !
تبعاً لذلك راح اعمل لك واتش
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i really appreciate it..
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This place is under construction!!
I really appreciate it
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MaDe In UaE
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Dίd he Ŗeally gŐnə a ωάy
Zaitonah
Allah ÿŗ7μch 3'ŋătŶ
Allahm Ļά ə3tŖά9'
əŋά l.ellah ω əŋά εĻÿh Ŗǎj3on
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